With the help of y'all, we came up with this punny beach umbrella. If you've ever been on a windy beach, you'll know that umbrellas can quite literally throw shade. Make sure that bad boy is anchored into the sand, or else you're gonna be the proud owner of a runaway umbrella.
This shady umbrella comes in white, clear, and holographic (white base). Clear stickers are recommended for solid color surfaces.